Caption reads: PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER – Will train any human to perform the following basic obedience commands: 1) Fetch me a treat 2) Rub my belly 3) Pick up my poop 4) Wipe my feet 5) Speak baby talk 6) Throw the ball 7) Don’t hog the bed 8) Give me a kiss 9) Buy me a toy 10) Fetch me a treat (this one’s good!).Our shirts are printed with state-of-the-art technology. We do not use heat transfers: The printed image cannot flake, peel or crack like a transfer can and is super soft to the touch.The printed design is high resolution, photo quality and large: at least 12″ x 12″We only use heavyweight cotton (at least 9 oz. 80% cotton) sweatshirts from top brands: Hanes Beefy, Gildan, Jerzees etc.All images were photographed by Vincent Strangio and are only available through us.